Woman dictionary

[PALESmine]

Woman Dictionary



Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = you'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = you'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to
hate

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead ):x
bs la tenbes6o kteer :ag: :ag:

[java]

ممممممممممممممممم

شكلنا حنرجع متل اول

:ag: :ag: :ag: :ag:

o 3ala fekra hada elmawdoo3

byzbo6 ykoon Men's dictionary
sa7 ya palesmine

[PALESmine]

nerja3 metel awal :ag:
ka2enne wa2fe b9afkom hay elmarra :ag:
wallah ma be3jebkom el3ajab :hit: :hit:

[BaRa2]

allaysam7ek bas
:nape: wallahe e7na masakeen ya jama3a!

[dalo3]

:Whistle:


:6osheh:

[BlackPoison]

walla ya jma3a e7na ma`3loob 3la amerna , ma betla3 be edna 3leeehom :3ayoo6:

[mido]

shokran ya palesmine

shoo bedna a7san men heek ?

inti el baraki ....

[BlackPoison]

:6osheh: :Whistle:

[PALESmine]

ya welee sho msakeen o ma'3loob 3la amerkom :6osheh:
mesh labe2lkom el maskanh 9ara7a :Whistle: :ag:
loool

[mido]

mashi mashi

[SenenJoro7i]

He He He He ......
Wallahe nice words with correct expressions

O metel Ah mn keed elneswan :shades:

[PALESmine]

inshallah ykoon 3ajabak bs :ag: :6osheh:

[AbdAllah]

:baeh:
i7na 2olna 7agaaaaaaaaaaa??:do7ok:

[BlackPoison]

ya maskeneh ya Palesmine m3 meeen jay tew2a3e :az3ar: :do7ok: :do7ok:

[JaFaR]

akalna hawa
loool

[BlackPoison]

hado a3sabkom el mawdooo3 mush mestahel yaba

[PALESmine]

la bare2eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen ento
ma bt7ko she ...:ag:
esthde bellah ya black blash tow2a3 m3ee :6osheh: :hit:

el7ak mesh 3lekom..
el7ak 3alay 7a6et heak mawdoo3 o wa2afet b 9afkom ...:nape:

[BlackPoison]

ente el barakeh o`7t Palesmine sorry eza az3ajtek aw za3altek :cgiving:

[PALESmine]

bte3raf keef te7rej elwa7ad :$
lool
no sure ma az3ajtne wala za3altne
mazee7 kollo akeed enta 3aref
ento el 5eer wallah
:cgiving:

[BlackPoison]

kollek zooo2 o re2a o tebeh sister :cgiving: :cgiving: :cgiving: :cgiving: ente o jmee3 el a`7awat hoon kolkom barakeh wallah :) :cgiving:

[PALESmine]

:cgiving:

[BATAL]

loool 7lwe .. bs 5fo 3la el sabya ya shabab .. in kaydahon 3zeem .. ohh

[BlackPoison]

looooooool ana ma 2olt she batal kabaskom meno l7alo :Whistle:

[BATAL]

allah la yterak ya natour fesh fayde bdo ywaretna ,,:6osheh:

[BlackPoison]

hehehe ana m3ahom m3ahom 3leehom 3leehom :Whistle:

[PALESmine]

:ag: :ag:

bedak ra2ye ya ba6al
ana b7ke awla wa7ad ne3mal enkelab deddo howa blackposion ..:ag:
la2eno mesh ma3roflo mawkeef :3asabe:
sho blackposion :6osheh: :hit:

sho ya jam3a:ag:
halla 5alena bl 9ara7a kaydahonna 3atheem ...
mesh mn 2elleh akeed :shades:

[BlackPoison]

PALESmine :


bedak ra2ye ya ba6al
ana b7ke awla wa7ad ne3mal enkelab deddo howa blackposion ..
la2eno mesh ma3roflo mawkeef
sho blackposion

sho ya jam3a
halla 5alena bl 9ara7a kaydahonna 3atheem ...
mesh mn 2elleh akeed


ma betla3 be edekom te3melo enkelab 3la abu el natour el 3atheeeem :baeh: :baeh: :az3ar: :az3ar: